If you think life is bad…how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once, You only get eaten once,
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft,
You share your box with 6 other guys, but worst of all…
The only woman that sat on your face was your mother! So cheer up, your life ain’t that bad!
So pass this advice around to someone who you feel could use a good lay…
Ooops, I mean day!! |
