Bar and Talking Dog

A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar stool and puts his front paws on the bar.
He looks the bartender right in the eye and says,
"Hey, guess what? I'm a talking dog. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink for the talking dog?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says,
"Alright. The toilet's right around the corner."

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Rated 3 out of 5 ( 4 Votes )