Three strings into a bar
Three strings walk into a bar.
The bartender throws them out, yelling
"Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings."
The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out.
Finally, one of the strings gets the idea to mess himself up a little.
He walks into the bar.
The bartender scowls,
"What's wrong with you? Can't you read? I don't serve strings!"
The string replies,
"I'm a frayed knot!"