An old man

One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog.

He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'.

When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand.

The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite! 'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'

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Rated 3 out of 5 ( 2 Votes )