Lion and Eagle

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.

It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.

So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise.

On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock.

One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!"

The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"

The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?"

The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".

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Rated 3 out of 5 ( 2 Votes )