Not So Tough
A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose.
Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut.
When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes.
As a crowd gathers, the drunk stops, staggers back, and slurs,
"You're not so tough, Batman!"