IRISH PRIEST

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying
"I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?

The Rabbi said,
"I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation.
He asked,
"Your religion, too...I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...."

The priest replied,
"Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said,
"Better than pork, isn't it?"

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