One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentists appointment tomorrow too?"