FOR THE SICK
Paul, a little boy was in church one Sunday with his mother, when he started feeling sick. "Mommy," he said, "can we leave now?"
"No" the mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
After about sixty seconds, Paul returned to his seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."