Guilty

“Guilty or not guilty of begging?’ asked the magistrate.

“Nearly guilty,” said the beggar.

“What do you mean, ‘nearly’ guilty? Asked the puzzled magistrate.

“Well, your honor, I asked the lady for twenty-five cents but I didn’t get it.”

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