Pee Up A Rope

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water.

One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp.

Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish.

The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.

With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.

"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

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Rated 3 out of 5 ( 3 Votes )