Portrait paint

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist” Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things" replied the artist.

"I know," she said.

"It's in case I should die before my husband.
I'm surehe will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

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