The traditional sermon

The frontier preacher was giving the traditional sermon on sin.

"We should take all the whiskey and dump it in the river!" Back in the back of the church, a little old lady with a bonnet on stood up and shouted, "Amen, Amen!" and sat back down. The preacher smiled and continued, "And we should take all the sinful lust and dump it in the river!"

The little old lady jumped up and shouted, "Amen, Amen, Amen!” then sat back down.

The preacher excitedly hollered, "And we should take all of the snuff in this world and dump it in the river!" And the little old lady stood up and said, "Now you've stopped preaching and started meddling’!"

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