Blonde and Ferrari
Blonde drives to work one day and pulls into the car park.
She notices a mysterious person wandering around her boss's nice Ferrari.
She walks over to him and asks what he is doing.
He replies he is just looking at the car.
However, the blonde is till suspicious of him.
Ten minutes later she bursts through the office doors and runs into her boss.
He asks her what's the matter.
She says "I'm really sorry but someone has just stolen your beautiful Ferrari".
He asks, "Well did you do anything to stop him?"
to which she replies, "Yeah sure... I got the number plate for you".