Lawyer or Ass

A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed.

The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is.

All he says is,
“All lawyers are assholes.”

A man sitting in the corner shouts,
“I take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”

He replies,
“No, I'm an asshole.”

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