Blonde in a boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.
She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde,
“What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”