The Fourth Quarter

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. ''Well, go in the bushes.''

''What should I use to wipe my ass?''

''Use a dollar bill.''

A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.

''What happened?'' asks his friend.

''I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters.''

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