The Fourth Quarter
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. ''Well, go in the bushes.''
''What should I use to wipe my ass?''
''Use a dollar bill.''
A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.
''What happened?'' asks his friend.
''I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters.''