Dragging dead dear
Two Redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the opposite direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After the lone hunter left, the two Rednecks decided to give it a try. A little while later one says to the other, "Ya know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yep," the other added, "but we're gettin' further away from the truck...."