Football Fans vs Nuns
There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns.
They couldn't see really well over their habits, so one of the guys says, "Man, I wish I lived in Ohio, there are only 25 Catholics there."
One of the other guys says, "Well, I wish I lived in Idaho because there are only 20 Catholics there."
Then the last guy says, "Well, I wish I lived in Oregon there are only 15 Catholics there."
Then one of the nuns turns around and says, "Why don't you go to hell - there are no Catholics there!"