Two Rednecks were taking a trip to the big city.
One of them was illiterate, and any time he needed to sign his name, he put an "X" on the dotted line. But then one time, he signed his "X", and then put a circle around it.
After they had left, the other guy turned to him and asked, "Why on earth did you put a circle around the X?"
The first signatory turned and replied, "I didn't want to give them my real name."