GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
God says to Adam,
"I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to
hear first?" Adam says,
"Tell me the good news first."
God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect."
"Wonderful! But what's the bad news?"
"I'm only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."