Jesus and Moses

One day Jesus, Moses, and an old man were playing golf. They were at the 3rd hole.

Moses steps up and hits the ball. The ball goes into the water. Moses spread the water and hit the ball into the hole.
"Hole in 2" he yells, "Beat that, Jesus."

Jesus stepped up and hit the ball onto a lilly pad. He walked out onto the water
and hit the ball into the hole.
"Not bad if I say so myself" says Jesus.
"Beat that, old man."

The old man steps up and hits the ball, Just as the ball is about to hit the water, a turtle pops up and the ball bounces off of his back, flying onto the green where a jack rabbit runs by and knocks the ball into the hole.
"A hole in one" says the old man. "I won."

Moses turned to Jesus and said
"I hate it when your dad plays."

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