Clinton Hijinx

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm.

A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"

"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."

"Nice trade, sir!"

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