Dates

Two college women were discussing the date one had had the night before.

"Oh, Nancy, he was sooo erudite, and clever, and sophis- ticated. He speaks ten languages, drives a Lamborghini, took me to a Parisian restaurant and ordered the meal and wine in French, then took me to his penthouse apart- ment to look over his Russian book collection by the fireplace."

"Wow, Gail, he sounds fabulous! But just how far did he get with you?"

"Well, I really rather not say, but he was quite a cunning linguist!"

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