Deadhead wishes

A deadhead hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie.

"I'm gonna give you two wishes.

What will the first one be?"

The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint.

The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing.

After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"

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